Theoretically this should have been the easy option. How hard can it be to rustle up a group of you to take on a couple of laps of the course on summer's day. Well, this was the first challenge. Like herding cats. Some were a yes, then a no, then a maybe, then a yes. Come race day we had on paper a Team of Ten although sipping our drinks (courtesy of KMP sponsor and all round top guys Dark Star Brew Co.) on the Friday evening we only had three! Myself and Paddy from The KMP and Matt from Upgrade Bikes. Looks like this could be the hardest Mayhem yet. Come Saturday morning this worrying figure had reassuringly doubled with the arrival of Frazer, Lea and Julie from The KMP team.
So still four shy of our full compliment Matt took to the startline. A text from Scottish Phil said he'd be along at 9pm and was looking forward to getting stuck into the night laps. Too right. We'll make him pay for that late arrival - "Off you go Phil, see you in the morning." we said to ourselves. Matt was duly assigned the run on account of his ability to not look like he was having a controlled fit. There's a reason we're cyclists and not runners. A fine job he did too and put us near to the business end of the race. Despite us saying to ourselves this is just a fun Team of Ten, we we're finding it a challenge to click out of race mode. We love having fun, but we also find that this goes so well with trying to go fast too.
The intermittent rain had us guessing, like 2750 other people, what tyres would be best and we all secretly hoped that it would be our own laps that would dodge the showers and stay dry. None more so than Paddy. Off he went, out to make the most of Matt's good start praying for grip. I was told that during one wet race, Paddy almost came destroyed. Still, the sun's out, he'll be fine. Oh no, wait. Sorry, heavy shower. Looks like Paddy will be revisiting those demons. And so it was that we waited patiently in the pits seeing if A) Paddy was going to put in a good time and B) whether he's come back alive or not. So busy were we checking the start/finish straight we didn't notice Paddy walk up behind us. What the . . . !
All was not well, least of all Paddy's finger, which now had one uber kink in it courtesy of a dislocated finger. He's come down on one of the many slippy descents and had tried to punch the ground. Off he went to the medics to be encircled by 10 or so spectators waiting patiently for them to pop his finger back in place - "Bite hold of this, son." We didn't hear any screams and the next we knew Paddy was settled down with a nice cold beer. He'll go to some lengths I can tell you . . . .
As Paddy never crossed the finish line we were now way down in 19th spot. There was nothing to do but to now take it easy. A point reinforced by a text from Rob saying he and Jen couldn't make it after all and Phil going AWOL. It was a blessing really, and enforced us to take it easy, enjoy the event and get some riding and socialising in. If we were top 5 I could see that we'd have slipped into race mode and the Dark Star would have to wait until Sunday evening instead. As it was Frazer, Lea, Julie and myself, with the pressure off, took it in turns to have a blast round. Myself and Frazer we're having an unofficial "Fastest Lap" of our team with a healthy amount of messing around, dragging ourselves in the meantime back up to 12th.
We could pick and choose when we wanted to go out, how fast or slow we wanted to go and whether to chat to friends on the course rather than the usual zipping past with nothing more that a scream and frantic arm wave. One part of Mayhem I've always missed is getting in a timed run up the Kenda Climb. Luckily this year Frazer came in from a fast lap and no-one else wanted to go out just then, so I took my chance, five minutes to go before the8pm to 9pm timing slot was up. I confess that I was gunning for this. Years of singlespeeding and living at the top of a hill meant than this climb had my name all over it. I had to balance the sprint to get there in time with saving enough breath for less than a minute of mashing the pedals.
Seeing the blinking lights at the start filled me with excitement and anticipation. Click, click went the gears as I found the the 17t at the back to compliment the 34 at the front. The first couple of corners went so fast that I felt almost in need of dabbing the brakes and I fought desperately to go fast but not act like an idiot and cut people up. The initial surge, the 'death throws' whereby you can unleash full power without feeling pain, disappeared just as the climb steepened and straightened. Everyone who rode that climb know what a beast it is at the end almost drawing you to a standstill. I was no different and hauling the bike over the top at what felt like a snails pace, it took the full length of the fireroad after for me to pop the lungs back in. But boy, did it feel good no matter what my time was.
I carried on the lap as fast as I could, learning some new lines after my horrific first lap which had me all over the place and rummaging in gulleys like a bargain hunter at a car boot. Our handover area had now been relocated back to the pits and the Morvelo EZ-up and the changing of the laps was decidedly leisurely. Scottish Phil, true to his word, appeared and stuck in one of the night laps whilst the rest of us went back to the Dark Star. 2am and it could have been a Friday night out in Brighton. Myself, Frazer and Lea bumbling around the trade village, having a drink, having a chat and stopping for a burger. We collectively thought how we've missed this side of racing. Often we're flat out of have a focus but this was like the old days. No pressure, just fun.
Come sunrise and surprisingly most of us were up early and ready for more laps, to the point of where it was almost a struggle to fit us all in. We managed it though and our Team of 10, or make that 6, kept on rolling finishing up at the heady heights of 32nd in the Team of Ten race. One final surprise came as we were packing up, hearing over the tannoy that I had won the Kenda Hill Climb with a time of 47 seconds! I couldn't believe it and it finished off what was one of my favourite Mayhem's yet. Meeting lots of lovely people on the Morvelo stand, riding and socailising in equal measure and an unexpected result.
So for next year if you fancy some relaxing with your racing, start herding those cats.